I found a flash drive in a regular sausage: at first I thought the flash drive had accidentally ended up in the food until I checked its contents

Eat Your Egg – Salt it. Pepper it. Spoon it out! Dunk your toast into it! Whatever you want!

Why even bother?
Honestly? Because it makes something simple a bit better. A bit cleaner. A bit less annoying.

For one reason: no pieces of shell in your yolk. Have you ever tried to fish those puppies out? A nightmare.

It’s fast. You can pop the top off in like 2 seconds.

It is somewhat satisfying. Weirdly elegant. It kind of makes you feel like you are suddenly in a European café instead of your messy kitchen at 7 a.m.

It makes you look like you know how to do something. Even if you swore you didn’t know how to do it 100%.